More Than Misfits
What Would You Like?
Posted on 20th Sep at 7:12 PM, with 67,101 notes
Anonymous asked: these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"












lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

I’m not racist man, I’m just right-wing
Plus reverse-racism is totally a thing
It’s not about power check the definition
Slavery wasn’t an evil thing, just asset acquisition.

How come I can’t say “nigga”, it just means brotha!
And ain’t I a brotha from anotha motha?
I didn’t use the ‘er’- so its a total difference.
You blacks give good white people such hindrance :(

'We can't handle spicy foods' ? Your jokes make me sad

See, if I joked and called you a “nigger”, you’ll be mad

You black people think we are always out here to ruin your day

Look, 'not all white people', …mmkay?

I can say “nigga” ‘cause of freedom of speech

And y’all always forget what MLK preached!

White privilege ain’t real ‘cause my life is hard

If you want to stop racists, don’t play the race card

Blacks can oppress. Shoot, they’ve oppressed me

I was the only white kid and the blacks were so mean

So I called one a nigger, but clicked anon first

yeah racism is real, but like… I’ve had it worst.

This will always be reblogged on my dash

Posted on 13th Sep at 3:14 PM, with 3,764 notes


Blythe Baird - “Girl Code 101” (NPS 2014)

"Give me one accomplishment of Mary’s that did not involve her vagina."

Performing during prelims at the 2014 National Poetry Slam.

Posted on 9th Sep at 1:23 AM

i have to eat pretzels and drink a shit ton of water so i don’t fall anymore.

Posted on 8th Sep at 8:31 PM, with 34 notes

~obligatory first day of school outfit photo~
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~obligatory first day of school outfit photo~

Posted on 18th Aug at 1:05 AM, with 5 notes
"She is as gentle as fall winds. The way her fingers cradle the fork she is passing to me, careful not to leave her fingertip trails on the tongs I put my mouth on. I wouldn’t mind if she put her mouth on me. Sometimes, I see a flicker of sadness in her like the candle flame that sits between us atop crisp white linen cloth, along side shiny reflections in silverware and porcelain white plates that are bigger than our heads. I wouldn’t mind if our heads were close and if she put her mouth on me. Hopefully by the time our meal arrives I wont be so preoccupied in wishing I could kiss her. And maybe i’ll kiss her but my teenage lips will be bloody by then because I have to bite my teeth so hard into them to keep from kissing her right now because thats for after dinner after my fork has journeyed to my mouth a dozen times and after that candle flicker of sadness turns into empty smoke floating away."
Dinner Date Dreams - Ming Washington (via mingwashington)
Posted on 17th Aug at 12:44 AM, with 8 notes
Summer is over please save me.
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Summer is over please save me.

Posted on 17th Aug at 12:43 AM, with 9 notes


me talkin bout my day for anon

Posted on 16th Aug at 1:01 AM

waiter: “what kind of dressing do you want on your salad?” 

me: “You can dress my salad with your cum bby”

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